Not what Rico thought

Rico says that, after a visit to the inestimal Dr. DeStefano, he discovered (to his surprise, but not to his ladyfriend, who's quite a diagnostician) that he does not have a DVT (or phlebitis, as it was known in Nixon's time) in his calf, but arthritis in his hip... There may (hopefully) be non-surgical treatment, but a specialist must be seen in order to determine that. In the meantime, Rico is doing a good imitation of Chester (played by Dennis Weaver) from the old Gunsmoke series (photo), with quite a hitch in his giddy-up...