No place to store grain (or brains)

Rico's friend Kelley forwards this article from The New Yorker by Andy Borowitz, with the note that Carson is getting 'loopier':

Presidential candidate Ben Carson (photo) has issued a dire warning that President Obama’s cancellation of the Keystone Pipeline has left the United States with “virtually no place to store grain”. Without the massive pipeline, Carson told Fox News, the nation’s network of silos is woefully inadequate “to store the bounty of grain that we soweth.” Carson said that, as President, he would seek additional places to store grain, such as “the hollowed-out heads on Mount Rushmore. A nation’s greatness is measured by its ability to store grain,” he said. “I will return America to its former greatness.”

Rico says that's true, if you define 'loopy' as bat-shit crazy... (And if there's a 'hollowed-out head' in this story, Rico says you're looking at it...) And sowing is what you do at the beginning; he meant reaping...