Olivia B. Waxman has a Time article about yet-another divorce:
Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy announced that they have broken up, just a month before The Muppets TV reboot premieres on ABC.
Here’s the statement that appears on both characters’ Facebook pages:
“After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Miss Piggy made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship. We will continue to work together on television and in all media now known or hereafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe. However, our personal lives are now distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al. This is our only comment on this private matter. Thank you for your understanding.”
The two appeared together at a Television Critics Association panel, where Kermit revealed his new “girlfriend” works in marketing at ABC:
Kermit’s new girlfriend, Denise, works in marketing for ABC. If you watched the presentation, you know this.
Miss Piggy remained her confident self:
"Dating moi is like flying close too the sun. It was inevitable that Kermit would drop down to the ground while I stayed in the heavens."
Rico says all this is far too familiar in Hollywood...
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