International scam for the day

Rico says you gotta admire the chutzpah of these guys, at the same time that you wanna bash their heads in with their fucking computer keyboard:

YOUR CREDIT CARD.
From:
MR. GIRARD ANDERSON
Sent: Thu, 4 Jun, 2015 at 03:42
To: girard_anderson@yahoo.com

Dear Friend:
How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family?,You may not understand why this mail came to you. But if you do not remember me, you might have receive an email from me in the past regarding a mulch-million-dollar business proposal which we never concluded I am using this opportunity to inform you that this mulch-million-dollar business has been concluded with the assistance of another Lady partner from PERU who financed the transaction to a logical conclusion.
I thank you for your great effort to our unfinished transfer of the fund into your account due to one reason or the other best known to you.But I want to inform you that I have successfully transferred the fund into my new partner's account in PERU, who was eventually, capable of assisting me in this great venture. Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trust worthiness You showed during the course of the transaction.
I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of ($3.8m). I have left a Credit Card for  for you worth of ($3.8m) three million eight hundred thousand united state dollars cash able anywhere in the world with Credit Card. My dear friend I will like you to contact my Pastor in Cotonou- Benin Republic, his name is Pastor Peter Williams Lawal , on his direct email address( pastorpeterrwilliams@aol.com  ) for the collection of your Credit Card.
I authorized him to release the Credit Card to you whenever you contact him requesting for it. At the moment, I'm very busy here because of the investment projects,which I and the new partner are having at hand.
Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is from the bottom of my heart .
PASTOR PETER WILLIAMS LAWAL IS THE  GENERAL OVERSEER, JESUS ASSY. CHURCH, COTONOU, BENIN PUBLIC ADRESS: C/29 BOULEVARD JERICHO, COTONOU  His email address once again is pastorpeterrwilliams@aol.com. Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number/your correct mailing address where you want him to send the Credit Card to you, Thanks be bless and your family.Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your Credit Card.
Thanks
Girard Anderson