Polish joke for the day

Slate has an article by Ben Mathis-Lilley about Poland, only it's not a joke:

After years of denials, former Polish President Aleksander Kwasniewski (photo) acknowledged recently that a CIA "black site" prison operated in his country after 9/11. From The Associated Press:

Despite the repeated Polish denials, The Associated Press had published stories on the prison, citing former CIA officials who told the AP it operated from December of 2002 until the autumn of 2003. Human rights groups believe about eight terror suspects were held in Poland, including Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the self-proclaimed mastermind of the 9/11 attacks.

Kwasniewski was in power from 1995-2005 but, like other left-wing government leaders of the time, he had denied the site's existence until now.
A ruling by the European Court of Human Rights in July of 2014 determined that the United States had tortured detainees at the site, located near a village called Stare Kiejkuty. Kwasniewski says that Polish leaders did not agree to allow torture on their soil, and that the facility was closed after the country's government put pressure on the United States. The Senate report on torture does say that, at some point, Polish officials raised concerns about the site, but that those concerns were mitigated by a transfer of money.
From Reuters:

The host country's government then refused to accept the planned transfer of new detainees, who the report said included Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the alleged mastermind of the 11 September 2001 attacks on US cities.

"The decision was reversed only after the US ambassador intervened with the political leadership of Poland on the CIA's behalf. The following month, the CIA provided X million" to the country, the report said, blacking out the amount of money handed over.
"They betrayed the Polish constitution for money," a representative of the Warsaw-based Helsinki Foundation for Human Rights told Reuters.

Rico says money talks, bullshit gets tortured...