Rico says it was (unbelievably) forty-seven years ago that
Rico last saw his
Aunt Mary (second wife of
Rico's paternal uncle
John, known as
Jack), who
everyone said resembled
Elizabeth Taylor (photo).
Rico, along with his year-older cousin Susan (Jack's daughter by his first marriage), had been staying at his relative's house in
Fort Lauderdale, Florida, only to be awakened at oh-dark-thirty by ungodly screaming and yelling. A little recon discovered
Mary trying to claw (she had stylishly long nails)
Jack's eyes out, leaving him with big facial scratches.
Quickly packing his bags,
Rico headed out for the motel that
Jack managed down the road, only to be passed (at high speed) by
Jack and
Susan, headed for the same destination. When
Rico arrived, the night clerk said he was expected, and handed over a room key.
Rico spent some of the summer working there (mostly pool duties, fortunately), until he was 'invited' to go home...
Rico's lovely cousin is married now, and
Jack and
Mary are both dead, so it's left to
Rico to remember...
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