Just two men...

...but not the Half, it seems (photo, at right).

Tim Surette has an article in TV.com about it:

Angus T. Jones, the lucky kid who fell into a pile of money when he was cast as the half-man in Two And a Half Men, was captured on video saying that his show is "filth", generally the worst thing in the world, and possibly dangerous to your mental well-being. In a video interview with the religious something-or-other (media outlet? Evangelical viral video crew?) Forerunner Chronicles, Jones said:"If you watch Two and a Half Men, please stop watching Two and a Half Men. I'm on Two and a Half Men, and I don't want to be on it. Please stop watching it and filling your head with filth." Jones reportedly earns more than a third of a million dollars per episode of Two and a Half Men, so he's lining his pockets with a lot of filth. (Obligatory Charlie Sheen reference goes here.)

Rico says if they want to pay him more than a quarter million dollars to make bad jokes on the show, sign him up...