Know the feeling, alas

Rico says that one of his favorite blogs is Waiter Rant, and he's got another good post:

As we walk out of the pharmacy I see my reflection in the sliding door. My face is flushed from the summer’s heat, and the sight of my stomach makes me feel like a beached whale. There’s grey in my beard to boot. I feel old. Maybe I should go back inside and get some Just for Men. What I should do is get my ass to the gym. What Ann sees in me, I’ll never know. But, as Hemingway once said: “You never understand anybody that loves you.”