Bad jokes for the day

Rico says his friend Dave sends these:

A conversation in heaven
Sylvia says: Hi, Wanda.
Wanda says: Hi, Sylvia. How'd you die?
Sylvia says: I froze to death.
Wanda says: How horrible!
Sylvia says: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
Wanda says: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But, instead, I found him, all by himself in the den, watching television.
Sylvia says: So, what happened?
Wanda says: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
Sylvia says: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer; we'd both still be alive.

A Sensitive Husband
A man is sitting at home, alone, when he hears a knock on the front door. He opens it to find two Sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a problem.
One of the deputies asks if he is married.
He says: "Yes, I am."
The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the man's wife.
"Sure," he says, and gets a photo to show them.
Looking at the photo, the deputy says: "I'm sorry, sir.  But it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
The guy replies: "I know, but she really has a great personality and is an excellent cook."