14 February 2012

When you marry a Southern woman...

Rico says his mother (herself a Southern woman) forwards this from Rico's cousin Deborah (herself a Southern woman):
Three men married women from different parts of the country.
The first man married a woman from Wisconsin. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from Minnesota. He gave his wife  orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from the South. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, the dishes washed,  the lawn mowed,  the laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he still didn't see anything, but, by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher, but he still experiences some difficulty when he pees.

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