Rico's friend Tex sends along this good one:
A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas and tells the rancher: "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher says, pointing: "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."
The DEA officer explodes: "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." He pulls out his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I'm allowed to go wherever I wish, on anyone's land, no questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"
The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life, chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull. With every step, the bull is gaining ground on the DEA agent. The officer is clearly terrified., and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence, and yells at the top of his lungs: "Your badge! Show him your badge!"
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