Nope, not a puzzle

Courtesy of Rico's friend Kelley, this one about senior citizens (and don't laugh; you might get lucky and become one):

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and said: "Please come over here and help me with this killer jigsaw puzzle. I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asked: "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little old lady said: "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decided to go over and help with the puzzle.
The woman lets her in and shows her where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
The neighbor studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, then turns to her and said: "First of all, no matter what, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." She takes the old lady's hand and said: "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..." She finished with a deep sigh: "...let's put all the corn flakes back in the box."

Rico says it'd be funnier if it weren't so sadly true...