Funny, even if not true

The old Clinton joke has the Marine responding to Bill's explanation for the two Arkansas razorback hogs he was carrying off the helicopter at the White House, that he'd gotten them in a trade for Hillary and Chelsea, with "Excellent trade, sir!"
The Los Angeles Times has an article by John Glionna and Paul Richter about Bill Clinton going to North Korea to negotiate the release of two (stupid) American journalists who illegally entered the country earlier this year.
If the Koreans propose keeping Bill and letting the two idiots go, one can only say Excellent trade!