06 March 2009

Another Irish joke

Courtesy of my friend Dave:
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and, with an Irish brogue, yelled: "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed: "Yes, yes, I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one asked: "What did she roll?"
The other answered: "I dunno, I thought you were watching."
The moral of the story is that not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men...

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