An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and, with an Irish brogue, yelled: "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed: "Yes, yes, I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one asked: "What did she roll?"
The other answered: "I dunno, I thought you were watching."
The moral of the story is that not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men...
06 March 2009
Another Irish joke
Courtesy of my friend Dave:
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