If Rico knows Steve Jobs (and he does) they'll be cool

CNN has the backstory:

On 14 October, Apple will unveil the latest addition to a long line of portable computers that dates back nearly 20 years — to the ungainly, 15.8-pound Macintosh Portable that PC World named the 17th worst technology product of all time. Apple’s notebook offerings have come a long way since 1989. They now outsell Apple desktop machines by nearly 65%. In Q3, they accounted for 29% of Apple’s total revenue.

Rico says he'll undoubtedly want one, even if he can't afford one...