Seems that Sir Paul McCartney is a great musician but a lousy mathemetician. Why, you ask? Well, the blonde is his ex-wife, Heather. To gain a divorce, he had to pay her $49 million. Assuming they had sex every night during their five year relationship (yeah, like that happened), that would be $26,849 per time. Even if he just bought hanging-around-with-her-time, ignoring the sex, that's still a thousand bucks an hour every day...The brunette is a call girl (okay, okay, a prostitute) employed by Eliot Spitzer. She charged him $4000 an hour. If Mr. McCartney had employed her for an hour of sex (which would probably be enough) every night for five years, she would have cost him $7.3 million, saving him $41.7 million.
Rico says he's not sure any woman is worth four thousand bucks an hour, but he's willing to be convinced, as long as it's someone else's four grand...
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