The chickens finally come home to roost

A classic from some guy named Victor Hanson (ain't the internet wonderful?):
“The perennially culpable white male has finally met his nemesis. He can pay penance for past sins by voting for either a woman or someone of mixed racial heritage. We can unite the nation only by endorsing candidates whose first identification is apparently to their race or gender—something that would be considered abominable for the white male."

Rico says he's willing to vote for Barack, no matter what his heritage, but he's not willing to vote for Hillary, no matter what her actual gender. But he misses Fred Thompson, older white male though he may be...