Rico don't like it

What Rico doesn't like the very idea of these days:

A president named Mitt. And would someone explain to me exactly how he got a name like Mitt? No parent, however cruel or Mormon, would actually name a child that. Having done enough googling, however, I discovered that it's even worse than that; his proper name is Willard. The Mitt is a middle name. No wonder he uses it. But, no, sorry, can not have a president named Willard. Look what happened to Fillmore. (I know, that was Millard, but don't fuck with the joke.) And we'll ignore any obvious 'Slick Willard' references or, worse yet, that rat movie guy... No, he's gotta go.

A president named Hillary. Actually, it's the Rodham part that's bad, but since the Hill-a-copter thing, Hillary won't do either.

Gub control. I know, I know, the Supreme Court is going to rule, in its infinite wisdom, on the whole Second Amendment issue next year. I can hardly wait for the arguments in this case. If they rule on the law, and not on the emotionality of the thing, it will be fascinating to see what happens when they overturn all the anti-gub laws in places like New York City and Washington. A little Rico tee-hee-hee at all the teeth-gnashing if they do...

Not getting to vote for Fred. He's got a long way to go in the primaries, and he hasn't been polling well so far. I hope he has a good showing in some of the early voting, so as to get the snowball going while there's still time...

Another president from Arkansas. Besides, Huckabee is an even stupider name than Mitt, and who wants to say 'President Huckabee' for the next four years? And anyone who actually says, out loud, "Jesus is lord!”, as Mike did recently, is out of the running automatically...