It would be tragic if it weren't so funny

A blind Iraqi was sentenced for driving on the wrong side of the road in the UK. (Apparently he was trying to be Pacino in Scent of a Woman.)
I feel for the guy, I've done it myself. (Accidentally, accidentally. Damn.) Of course, I wasn't blind (or even blind drunk, like a lot of late-night drivers in the UK and Ireland) when I did it...