We'll always have Paris, unfortunately

Speaking of Paris (see mention in post below), I lamented at a party recently that I hoped I lived to see the day when I spoke the name of the celebutante Paris Hilton and someone would answer "Who?"
No, no, no, said Nick (a good-old-boy who was only half drunk and all funny), someday you'll mention Paris Hilton and someone will answer: "Great hotel. Stayed there."

I should live so long...