Quotes for the day

It wasn’t broken, but I fixed it anyway.

I started pulling things out of my jeans and arranging them on the table to dry.
“I don’t know how you fit all that stuff in there,” said Deborah. “Your pockets are like a clown car.”

Earlier in the night, while eating dinner, Deborah saw something on the television behind the bar about Jimmy Buffet’s upcoming concert at Madison Square Garden being sold out. “I can’t believe Jimmy Buffet sold out,” she said.
“Jimmy Buffet sold out a long time ago,” I said.

“Why do guys have to be such pervs? I mean, he was just a normal looking guy, but what a creep. You never hear of women doing that kind of thing. Even crazy ladies on the street…I mean, whenever you see a crazy guy, forget about it, it’s like, as soon as their mind goes, out it comes. But you never see women masturbating in public.”
“You’re obviously not going to the right websites.”

from The Known Universe blog

What can I tell you, the guy (and his straight-man girlfriend) cracks me up... (check out his great photos, too)