https://apple.news/AFwR2AHu8SCa5aC5yQu25Mw

That was dumb...

https://apple.news/ANSYoeHGDSLq8vysLinjGcw

More bad behavior...

https://apple.news/A7SKjL61kQa--zC_IncmKjg

Driving drunk is stupid; that's what Uber is for.

https://apple.news/Aw9ebZevjQy6VGr32PJWvdA

Maybe she's nicer than she appears...

https://apple.news/AkFahtwTRSbufrV73n_7TrA

Space is still a dangerous place...

https://apple.news/A9yqNeEhZQqaFOCvpEvffEA

More confusion in the White House...

https://apple.news/AKUtMyb5HSMi23qBfpvoVmA

Rico says another rat onto the ship of state.

https://apple.news/AsSZFnoFsQlueWyzMrDjK-g

https://apple.news/Apse-7Oi7Sr6a9oPGZunq5w

Rico says bad politics, as usual...

https://apple.news/AtCYkmiWOT2edfjQhLkDfbg

Rico says it wouldn't be college without it...

https://apple.news/A7O4j7UPxTeudTCQUAGvNAQ

Rico says Trump, meddling again...

https://apple.news/Av04lKZr9STaRcqRw3an45w

Rico concurs with the change.

https://apple.news/AbpUQr6jQS4OuYA5venNdeQ

Rico says he and his fiancé have the same war...

https://apple.news/Askfp5AG9R5ODZ2vCwRn9kA

Good move.

https://apple.news/Am1UVIlisTWuJmjFalYqqBQ

A great man, appropriately honored.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/public-bravado-private-doubts-how-elon-musks-tesla-plan-unraveled-1535326249?mod=wsjan

Musk will do just fine...

https://apple.news/A-JAeKuo6Q6GgG_w6iIaeFg

Rico says now we have to shoot fishermen using these 'ghost' nets...

https://apple.news/AcBbwnRQJSHGIcXv-7Wen-A

Rico says we've done such a great job ruining the planet's surface, why not the ocean?

https://apple.news/Ah91y9CJURcyiASZny8ce5Q

More obscure physics...

https://apple.news/A6OYwFih-SVqBoKSVuPTRYA

Rico says that's why we've gotta start shooting poachers...

https://apple.news/AYizj4q9BRGeSGKuSJJRx2Q

We'll be living on a Terra-formed Mars by then...

https://apple.news/A7FtHQZ2uTcynkcOqPVrSoQ

He'll make a good King Harry someday...

https://apple.news/AZViizIefRIG3ccINzk4p5g

Rico says attacking McCain is stupid and self-destructive...

https://apple.news/AZZ3o_DsPSsGfEc7BqSibKw

Rico says he may want one, but can't afford one...

https://apple.news/AaYEZnmLDQmCKlfU2jPHj6w

Rico says a napkin deal isn't a good deal...

https://apple.news/AxcFtfQ3OSzWiaG8hKOXKhw

Rico advocates praying for rain.

https://apple.news/Ab2nHTMw1SDKviZtpLtrhXw

Could've been a real disaster...

https://apple.news/AVCNWNotoQVGCE7MVh_Y6LQ

Rico says we need to bring back the Inquisition...

https://apple.news/AAxaoH0LxRwKGWjQUOl3KiA

No one he knows died...

https://apple.news/AB26pKo0jTzOGa_WFmNcrgw

Rico says the guy is an idiot, what did you expect...

https://apple.news/Ae3Mu3eM8Q2K24Zyvs9j4rA

Rico says Trump doesn't like diversity...

https://apple.news/AjSkNenzhQw6oh3yA-gwXkg

Rico says he still likes drinking it...

https://apple.news/AwhoIAh9MRiexbRNgOGijfA

Rico says we got suckered by the nuke industry, and will now pay the price...

https://apple.news/Ap8R_E4zgTzqbrWWIpx8LDw

California, leading the pack again...

https://apple.news/AfjJoK-InRXmiKYZAuGEvzw

Rico says more expensive stuff...

https://apple.news/AFGrTLC9xTtqRXqGr-5Orbg

Rico doesn't need one, but you might...

https://apple.news/AoVKQ6Q_QRrOwfi8v_gEN1w

Mother Nature, at it again.

https://apple.news/A0183R7D2Qs2FgCPubFx6UA

California, our front as ever...

https://apple.news/Alnzp7HKMQm6xlqj3pnzq4w

Rico still wants that EOD watch...

https://apple.news/AvPDHIDnlSNaiGMtMufbnBg

Rico says two minutes is about average, right?

https://apple.news/ArzWHzxhfTKOPpeTWP6aRFw

Rico would still rather have an iPhone X.

https://apple.news/Aavmvp3EBSPqDX0b5s2HvSQ

The Russians are nervous again...

https://apple.news/AbAYkeWYBT3m5Ag1Avof-oQ

Rico says scallops aren't worth a war, and Nantucketers will sell them all they want...

https://apple.news/AzOSMx2n9RcyDs3BoR-uU_A

Rico says it's not a pretty thing, and doesn't understand the attraction...

https://apple.news/AXxR7NvhcQqemAbibuju87Q

Another one goes...

https://apple.news/AX4J3R3SVRA6ywCcgH2pQ9A

Rico says he won't be going, either...

https://apple.news/AnTikZAkQT5GPj9-gHcY-NA

Somebody should read him the Constituion...

https://apple.news/AWjll9NXkQdCzcP7RYahzTw

Rico says poor sick people can die...

https://apple.news/Apm7n1KjZSLuVpIH3oXrmxA

A voice from the grave...

Seems someone invented a cotton candy taco; plans are underway to make them illegal in Texas...

https://apple.news/Ao-dJb_0CRcm7utc0FL1eeA

More killing stupid young people...

https://apple.news/AuWQIs6QIRf606eqhLUMDNw

McCain gets the last word...

https://apple.news/A-1yC7f4aTRe75549oTe1Vw

Not impeachabe, alas...

https://apple.news/AS1G4osg2RbOiTp_4pt_1Ew

This makes Rico's head hurt...

https://apple.news/AfM7Kc2taSXC9vjRfD5POgQ

One should ask the Russians about how well this works...

But still warm...

https://apple.news/Apv5kZreWRrSp0EUqnYLujg

That's stupid, even for a politician...

https://apple.news/A_BUs_9p3SnO7PAzSN19MCw

This is getting too common...

Larry McMurtry once wrote that "one of the reasons the western has maintained its hold on our imagination is because it offers an acceptable orientation to violence."

https://apple.news/Ab4bozk_xRKCecH8P-pqOEw

Rico says it's time to bring back the Inquisition...

https://apple.news/AeO0kTJvTR92COyVkrH-hCg

Another great one gone...

https://apple.news/Ag3GY9jPvRJWcLrlduJmcFQ

Rico is so happy he didn't vote for this clown...

https://apple.news/ACuAPI_NARHKm1sN9cEawDA

Another good one gone...

https://apple.news/Af1w8NFiZRBGNsCE5DH7yww

Rico says surfers are crazy...

https://apple.news/AedWcXzo-Sjm7LsVTJFaTuw

Rico says "Dunkirk" was great.

https://apple.news/Aggr-pVpoTnKD2xgs9N5lVQ

Rico says televised beatings would do...

https://apple.news/A3TvjgWAYSSCZ7RCgQl_Y4g

Rico says it's all anti-woman...

https://apple.news/ASkS47FpyQtadZQaDWk-ahg

Another good one gone.

https://apple.news/AMCHfYoJUTe-UIrJeXPxE7g

Rico wonders why a guy named Pecker doesn't change it...

https://apple.news/AoxzdR8JHTQOdKokxmge73Q

Fifty million is a lot to turn down...

https://apple.news/AxbYJ9RyXShWfdfhfRisDNQ

They should lock him in the car...

https://apple.news/A5OMJiOJpT4yM_zrRtHk-Cw

Good riddance...

https://apple.news/AOzB-GjwHSv6S3UA1xcgQgg

Likely story...

https://apple.news/AoNSZhiUdSiy8D5XTXphJtQ

Rico says old history...

https://apple.news/AqDlRCKynQBuSqFfK2h1Plg

That's paying it forward...

https://apple.news/AR93Kxg-EQKGLIk8JyLjJvw

An expensive way to die...

https://apple.news/Aku3hsiRlT3-1JkaE6iLwRg

The guy's a weasel...

https://apple.news/AEqVA4L_xTEWTgT4qUqmN3w

Still not Rico's President...

https://apple.news/AoxzdR8JHTQOdKokxmge73Q

That's a lot of money to turn down...

https://apple.news/AWGmOW8c4SjeRAOWxPVOUzw

More hacker trouble...

https://apple.news/A3NZI1K0GQOuYqggzl-b8zg

Bathroom issues...

https://apple.news/A85gLhTxfQIGC0fwhpDTOkw

More troubling news...

https://apple.news/A767g-AmFRa6i538TCPMfYg

Not good news for Google...

https://apple.news/A7uYD1y-6S8-S9qtpkYNpNw

As ever, don't fuck with Apple...

https://apple.news/AJZzgFWk9SS2DmsIiEYJf1w

Good news...

https://apple.news/A2xIgaiwCQm61wXI3J5qhGg

If real, it would've been bad...

https://apple.news/AhZmonBStRjihW6HcwBq7zg

A good development...

https://apple.news/Af1xMPb5CQcC5PX8Jk8o_tQ

Rico says too damn many dams because of too damn many people..

https://apple.news/AgAhhxSSNRZmGm_q6S1OhuQ

Another reason to hate California...

https://apple.news/AZJb4tZkBSG-2IU1zGV1Iow

Rico still want an iPhone X...

https://apple.news/Ah2Kus9CAMn2FJinezxvT2Q

More bad news for Korea...

https://apple.news/AJB09g9QXToa5utAjluA6KA

Poor Hawai'i gets it again...

https://apple.news/AqIXJsgjCQ1O2DNXuif-F2w

Another job Rico won't be doing...

https://apple.news/AbXSn4H4hQR2UIwVJguMBDg

Another reason not to have sex with strangers...

https://apple.news/ATjuDlDQ9SWWaNB7LcMyT5g

Trump off the deep end, as usual...

https://apple.news/AhYCxwN7fT1iAfyVS7HQnDQ

Rico says he wouldn't do well groveling to rich people...

https://apple.news/AXyEXs4gCQAKnVS7ZDPVtPg

More Trump waffling.

https://apple.news/A6-Syr8L6RPaFh9Dr_rOwyg

Good news for future flights.

https://apple.news/AyLtKZO6pSXa_lV2voZhyeQ

Cook deserves every penny...

https://apple.news/AHCiBBnmUSwOnnBJYOlufUA

Good riddance...