31 May 2018

The song in Rico's head
https://apple.news/A7Thqd6FPQ7ON0Jqrkt50vg

Rico says Apple's at it again...

https://apple.news/ALhOwVWq_SQWusbwNhZmYlw

Rico says another Trump gaffe...

https://apple.news/AJp7a-eSbRI6ddxCPt-uhMA

Rico says it's an act, but a successful one...

https://apple.news/ADuTNW0YIS3um7RjjdoRkqw

Rico says setting corporate policy is a bitch...

https://apple.news/A09WN11jDT1mKAJPnHtkTCw

Rico says that surgeon is an idiot who'll have to pay her millions...

https://apple.news/AkqK2byAlT8yivi6MoI-qDA

Rico says New Orleans and Florida are bracing for another season...

https://apple.news/AG9uySmmTRcOnbPsUmpJEng

Rico says Trump hopes someone (maybe him?) will pardon him...

Rico says watching "Live PD" shows why it's called felony stupid...
Jenna Elfman http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001184/

Rico says she (and her tiny tits) turned up on Two and a Half Men, making Alan's life miserable.

https://apple.news/ACikUKC5JT6y27ZkB00W5fQ

Trump's getting ready for his own pardons...

Rico says this is getting worse...
https://apple.news/AXf71IRnNS4W2KC-VTvV6Zw

Rico says more religious wackos...

https://apple.news/A_f8588Y_QnCTJErix7uxYw

Rico says he made a few bucks off the series...

https://apple.news/A0oybz7mbT_SoTTKnGETQAQ

Rico says they're not playing fair...

https://apple.news/A6SjPGk5mTfevf2ItoboMSgb

Rico says Toblerone won't like it...

Of course it's 1:11...
https://apple.news/ABieT1_s6Sj-Jkl7UojwGvw

Rico wonders how you say 'quid pro quo' in Chinese?

https://apple.news/A39n7y5HVR9i8lF73Bsm2IQ

Rico says if Trump need 'horrible' comments, Rico is happy to provide them...

https://apple.news/AxfIvHF0bQhGdazW__rGnZg

Rico says another drunk idiot...

https://apple.news/AYynYY6WLQtGLaLFL5QAWjQ

Rico says another doctor avoiding reality...

https://apple.news/AD6CeCAJ0QXCfhI0DaSDu6g

Rico says that's also the ' Right to Die' act when they don't work...

https://apple.news/AVA9BXL3WSnWVf7NDOI1HdQ

Rico says changing human nature is hard...

https://apple.news/AVA9BXL3WSnWVf7NDOI1HdQ

Rico says maybe, assuming you can change human nature...

https://apple.news/AkwkjmITyTeaORiIA4ZO9qg

Rico says prison and Islam aren't a good combination...

https://apple.news/A6WG5jqI0S2KVAB5JAxC19g

Rico says don't live near a volcano, like on the Big Island...

29 May 2018

https://apple.news/AWC8E-UdLQYSaAAJYUHLceg

As usual, getting out ahead of the law...

https://apple.news/A1OmtSkUfQTG06Eit2-w9dQ

Rico says even her own turned on her...

https://apple.news/ABBDC7SQ1QdeTsuJ5cCgd1Q

Rico says another idiot politician ...

https://apple.news/AyM0twOS6TKOacY-jkYQIWQ

Woman never knew when to shut up...

https://apple.news/A9yeNVxIgQviem19Cwe72kA

The Chinese are getting cranky again...

https://apple.news/AknuEMmCbSy2pTpm12wkAPw

Rico says stupidity wins again...

https://apple.news/AcGSDGzqGQc-Z5W8InFUh-A

Rico says too bad they didn't get divorced...

https://apple.news/AIhJtgzhSQ-OO7W15oy-3AA

Rico says she couldn't keep her mouth shut...

https://apple.news/AdyNb8bk1SYeT1TzYWcOCJw

Rico says he has yet to see it...

https://apple.news/Ay0PbYgQ4TqK77groS49fzQ

Rico says he never bought into the Bitcoin concept...

https://apple.news/AGffv-X3fSwWNXdWZiQOqdw

Rico says it's good to be found...

https://apple.news/AF8DV31byQLCVNHZT_yfyYQ

Rico says too bad Lee didn't have more land at Arlington.

https://apple.news/AizubDHPHR_SR7wnAtej2kA

Rico says the lesson is not to hit policemen...

26 May 2018

Watching "The Martian". Great commercial for duct tape.
https://apple.news/A68wMqphXQOeECwEsAXy5yw

Rico says the airlines need to start banning these assholes...

https://apple.news/ABgk3HnT8S0iUBkoTbLlHqw

Rico says there's always a second gunman...

One of Rico's friends in Palo Alto, and a wonderful guy.
On of Rico's favorite friends...
The only person with worse hair than Trump is Un.
Weinstein's still fat and ugly, but at least he shaved...
https://apple.news/AIEOYCtFiQti6KMWpN40_OA

Rico says really? Swastikas? That war has been over along time...

https://apple.news/AZWG9qVlLRXOD5lwdo-1H6A

Rico says another good one gone...

https://apple.news/ADTE7Jx5xRHWziofQ8FJTeA

Rico says Mother Nature is bashing the Caribbean again...

https://apple.news/AIKNda6umQsCUJpIMg4f9Mw

Rico says congrats to the new mom and her litter...

Strother Martin http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001510/

Rico says one of his favorite character actors...

https://apple.news/Ao02pfmOdQJm5rjQOzT4EDA

Rico says the world is changing rapidly...

https://apple.news/AL_IGvsZnQGyPMp6NJHXyMA

Rico says he's sure the guy wishes all this would go away...

https://apple.news/AzNOS_Z9LQKq7wog5tJFQ3Q

Rico says let's hope she finishes, let alone wind...

25 May 2018

https://apple.news/A7M__TFf2QhyAF-ptV5r6kg

Rico says there's no excuse for poor ship handling...

https://apple.news/ALXVYyXJkRA6_YusfY-IFyw

Rico says the fat guy gets the money, the employees get screwed...

https://apple.news/AyQyQE10wQpyBa6chI893xg

Rico says more Trump behavior...

https://apple.news/AyXFLjfRlQuO218MBxl7Qbg

Rico says, years back, he worked with a woman also named Dolezal. Not the same one...

https://apple.news/A4PtUauU0SfS09TXq9fkg5w

Rico says nobody likes Trump...

https://apple.news/ApTnyPIOkTwCXiGX3N3SH1Q

Rico says the foods of summer...

https://apple.news/AY7p_qpEJQP-rz6cHuJK3Iw

Rico says that's one way of reducing illegal immigration...

https://apple.news/ApyiZ5gafRbeAIfqiJWC10Q

Another Trump administration greedhead...

https://apple.news/AKXsGRIjdQZGeO9nhkiNOfw

Rico says Weinstein's just another schmuck headed for prison...

https://apple.news/ApyiZ5gafRbeAIfqiJWC10Q

Rico says greed is a Trumpian disease...

https://apple.news/AEKotm8goT4yAIC2ulPvYRg

Rico says, having been bitten by them, this is good...

https://apple.news/AEKotm8goT4yAIC2ulPvYRg

Rico says, having been bitten by them, this is good...

https://apple.news/AiCtQXTMnSlm0iasth_2xVg

Rico says this is getting too popular...

https://apple.news/Al_YsOAHJQZm19P1DxM-0iA

Rico says he doesn't have one of those, either...

https://apple.news/AB1QbmPppQ5K_oDYwl9NHRw

Rico says it looks like the Canadians are becoming Americanized...

https://apple.news/AbeN6M8ZkSFWLAHa65rkxWg

Rico says that ain't gonna happen...

24 May 2018

https://apple.news/ArQAoB3_rTpiY6cdLjDGkTQ

Rico says that Un won't gain from this...

https://apple.news/ANLB0GbhkR7W4FUsmVvGWYw

Rico says another reason to let addicts overdose...

In addition to being fat and ugly, the guy is abusive...
https://apple.news/Ae4RzkeE5TMWC7Ak7KPNKeg

Rico says Chip is still a doofus, and she's still gorgeous...

https://apple.news/AQUH9A9juRR2-ZiDQ2VJ80A

Rico says that's pretty, but dangerous...

https://apple.news/AgzadP-0QSeOnSeGqtaMvpA

Mother Nature is hard on animals...

https://apple.news/ANb4PwJ3qRwSFHaLJ6QrZyg

Rico says the bears won't like it...

https://apple.news/A7ChNCnofSz2TGzD1GqsFiw

Rico says, if they do, he'll be amazed...

https://apple.news/AxyBDzGsZRLKN7e-jxfNBuQ

Rico says a big oops by Mother Nature...

https://apple.news/AhcHOz9p-QkiGvK0V33SrDg

Rico says another expensive piece of stupidity...

https://apple.news/AhcHOz9p-QkiGvK0V33SrDg

Rico says an expensive piece of stupidity...

https://apple.news/AepmGJ-U1TauOM3wMVmgwvw

Rico says maybe they did, maybe they didn't...

https://apple.news/AKhB_fmuoTFe8WyMN5WK00A

Rico says it might as well have been a death sentence.

https://apple.news/AXH56mXmXTIisnsPTK5uH-w

Rico says he's not sure if a kinder God might have handled it differently...

https://apple.news/AZLvCbq3VQTWtaHu90h1bLg

Rico says another idiot; the military could give him a firing squad...

https://apple.news/AWx6IEUTJSVaFwHuretUaVg

Rico says, on or off, all same same...

https://apple.news/AMUQN_ydNSZ2VZnMIpHWN2A

Rico says that was scary, especially for the poor cat...

23 May 2018

Nature had a program about the Chinese traffic in pangolin scales for 'medicine'. Rico says we need to poison the scales before they get shipped. Fewer Chinese, but who'd notice?
https://apple.news/AtWK5gPKfSH2YY6EbXxaj2A

Rico says the Bible is full of rape & murder...

https://apple.news/AxMVNalt7QXuSvDz55PyjvQ

Rico says don't mess with big cats...

https://apple.news/ADSDr9et_Tg6OlLb7KVtU7w

Rico says let's hope they find it...

https://apple.news/AV-PpkRG-RR26i1xAMxWDeQ

Rico says, like any Porsche, not cheap...

https://apple.news/AQ2NJZQJ0T8q3uXNso2epww

Rico says this is why he votes for cutting off hackers' fingers on national television.

https://apple.news/AtWK5gPKfSH2YY6EbXxaj2A

Bigotry is religion's middle name...

https://apple.news/ATABz2qbKQ_O-VYXFLP_QGQ

Rico says it's just a lot of money...

https://apple.news/AVA_uVRVQTKSXW1RKYPJJ1g

Rico says better late than never...

https://apple.news/AiJN9sh6iTYmmwflhShn_Gg

Rico says they won't get another invite...

https://apple.news/AepBY37OGSD-e_x81V4QQhg

Rico says that's getting too close...

https://apple.news/ARMhKPR7gRaeN4BsfmVxVZQ

Rico says gone but not forgotten...

https://apple.news/AtaPPK7UhS5m9K2fcoc-fLQ

Rico says space junk sounds plausible.

https://apple.news/A25AOKLtMTIyMWp-iR_DY7A

Rico fails to come up with much sympathy for idiots who smoke this stuff... (As Rico's old boss, ex-Marine Brian Fitzgerald, used to point out, sympathy is in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

https://apple.news/ABGodvnJSRvCke-qARs35mA

Rico says somebody got lucky (and it wasn't even Cousteau)...

https://apple.news/Ao41I3Uu0TvOwS1bjPYPUqw

Rico says ignorance is no excuse...

https://apple.news/A7Kmax-2jQmuzcWNy8inORg

Rico says another abuser takes the easy way out...

https://apple.news/AHpFJhQzzS8O-qM50cJ1U0Q

Rico says another abusive doctor, another clueless school...

https://apple.news/AoAJC8QOJTJ2Ye1OkSG2t4w

Rico says another Korean War, over waitresses?

https://apple.news/ArvSh1LzuQo2sIgFQuhZ7yA

Rico says he eats those Tate's cookies...

https://apple.news/Ax2SWujuWSyWDr4kwbxEV1Q

Rico says as long as it works...

https://apple.news/AEFqQ52D2SX2THUskhDvqnw

Rico says everyone likes animals...

https://apple.news/A7CosW5AjSmCOts_xDSeuJQ

Rico says the Germans have had this problem for awhile...

https://apple.news/AN-1M602XSAG-3HuK3v2hHw

Rico says the kids aren't alright...

22 May 2018

https://apple.news/AHpFJhQzzS8O-qM50cJ1U0Q

Rico says another gyn gone off the rails...

https://apple.news/ALv33Jyo3TAmyvDCFT5XUNA

Rico says the Europeans won't hesitate to spank him...

https://apple.news/Auk7D6YJ_RuabLdRtEC6vqg

Rico says do bad things, pay the price...

https://apple.news/A908IN1FMSGCclKDKKgaUPw

Rico says, as long as Trump is in office, we'll never be short of news...

https://apple.news/A7BlSZdtbTjO_x8V1PHKpMw

Rico says faith, like photography, is subject to interpretation...

https://apple.news/A2Fa81IjRTCKMT5DeGgWonA

Rico says that's how Macy's went down...

21 May 2018

https://apple.news/AS9Jt5TZHSVGt-XdXdpiBHg

Rico says you can't go wrong imitating the Swedes...

https://apple.news/A2pv4hkDdS3y6Dh7EzhTFbA

Rico says this is why he turns everything off when he can...

https://apple.news/AtvdwhiZETGaNe7D1TPQJEA

Rico says he's still hoping his father buys one...

https://apple.news/At6m9e46eQFKH7VGqZLonQg

Rico says he looks forward to having the problem...

It's 1:11
But we will tomorrow.
https://apple.news/A1zF15WUZTE2yQHoImYAhdg

Rico says that, once again, Mother Nature is smarter...

https://apple.news/A7h8my0KXQHmZhT5tHnd-vA

Rico says fortunately, they don't...

https://apple.news/AgYjkGD7VTNKy7E6V-w-IYw

Rico says the Universe is complicated.

https://apple.news/AgYjkGD7VTNKy7E6V-w-IYw

Rico says no aliens, thus far...

https://apple.news/AgYjkGD7VTNKy7E6V-w-IYw

Rico says no aliens detected...

https://apple.news/AlsgMgwgSTyKQAUEhyZNfXw

Rico says the guy's a meathead...

https://apple.news/A2l5zfTLrSy-dhvJregC1QA

Rico says Philly will be happy to have it...

https://apple.news/AqHzh6EDNTqSeJ58jsQ1Obg

Rico says retail is a fickle thing...

https://apple.news/AcDxKwaZVQ6-E1EFH_-IRCg

Rico says this is why he got a vasectomy...

https://apple.news/AngPDFbmASPWLHZ5puo3JjA

Rico says the Iranians won't care...

https://apple.news/AJ6lZSNbYQVusnbsojhBupw

Rico says a perfect moment to have had a gun...

https://apple.news/AvX6EMTeDQZC9rERISYQU7A

Rico says that, before DNA evidence, he would've gotten away with it...

19 May 2018

https://apple.news/ACvyN3fCtR0KhVqMfcUMyVg

Rico says at least they weren't Russians...

https://apple.news/AHaJuPFYaQvmN8jz3cpjKSQ

Rico says that's incredibly noble...

https://apple.news/ASPyOFjsBQbaYVdPOQdfKwQ

Rico says the big hat thing is dumb.

https://apple.news/Ap3rql_xmTHCBgiJdwcCjsA

Rico says Harry looked good, too.

18 May 2018

Rico says no one's safe from the paparazzi...
https://apple.news/ALUvYe2ooSAqHO22TtPodXg

Rico says your classic Oriental spy...

https://apple.news/AXjipTZ80Txm215Gs8axxTw

Rico says trouble they didn't need...

Wally Cox http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0185281/

Rico watched him on "Wagon Train".

https://apple.news/ApiAJaz7HRRaI0EU1-9bumQ

Rico says that'll lose him votes...

https://apple.news/AvfRpclS7RVyxdG-PgPS2lA

Rico says locking them up might've saved lives...

https://apple.news/A8cd4_r_1St-NsuYqYo43gg

Rico says another guy with an unpronounceable name...

https://apple.news/A6_Wii1CfTbuBtuNJ9RVObA

Rico says a good secondary use for that heat...

https://apple.news/ACJCQrYPAQuyoapKdLjtP2A

Rico says being black can be dangerous...

https://apple.news/AJATh1u-VRzWpQt2XHwQ5aQ

Rico says why is anyone surprised?

https://apple.news/AjpkYE0bVS_yVqEXKM_yQEg

Rico says right guy at the right place at the right time...

Of course it's 11:11 again...

17 May 2018

Richard Boone http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0095524/

Rico says he and his father happened to see Boone in a bar in Kailua/Kona during a scuba diving trip when Rico was in high school. Great actor, if homely as a mud fence...

https://apple.news/AUxqbCkGtSUWJLoYGhHAUmA

Rico says felony stupid again...

https://apple.news/AaHwEhy2jRDSmGuHrthBk2Q

Rico says he's avoided adding to the birth rate...

https://apple.news/AfaYrLzOoQPKs0ig4_IHwgw

Rico says another list he doesn't want to be on...

https://apple.news/ADcLEcmp6SnyjAmptjfe9FQ

Rico says not enough for impeachment, alas...

https://apple.news/AiOl3CjJWQQeOAo5EvwUW0g

Rico says you'll note it wasn't a Microsoft device...

16 May 2018

https://apple.news/AMSHQvnccQvGQLtBHlrWY3w

Rico says another Apple look-alike...

https://apple.news/A7avF3nGPQTCYdGeJIeExpA

Rico says dumb luck requires being dumb...

https://apple.news/ALsNkcVVdQxO26zS0nKYH8w

Rico says he'll wait for the evening news...

https://apple.news/ADCBIw_6zTUG5jB6KkGy3IQ

Rico says they're the workhorse of the sky...

https://apple.news/ALkZnEBMCRdi7hmohFEGipA

It's a question of who needs it more...

https://apple.news/At6m9e46eQFKH7VGqZLonQg

Rico says he hopes to have the problem...

https://apple.news/ALsNkcVVdQxO26zS0nKYH8w

Rico says he'll wait for the evening news...

https://apple.news/AydLTf2e_R4a-C-BaBUNF6w

Rico says it's not quite HAL yet...

https://apple.news/Al-92eQ-3SC2gQrBbIef9Ww

Rico says an appropriate response...

https://apple.news/AtWK5gPKfSH2YY6EbXxaj2A

Rico says Bible lessons won't work...

https://apple.news/AetnaAeKFTUSnmNgeLem4gg

Rico says another dead idiot...

https://apple.news/AUPkW07YpQSmB34D17Wclew

Rico says another idiot doctor...

https://apple.news/A67AzWpa9T0CzD210w9ZIXw

Rico says that was Stormy Daniels' money...

https://apple.news/AOsfOxmqXQyKIcPHhcDY7vw

Rico says that's not even a million apiece...

https://apple.news/AWcFuYblHQZym0pdPDS06LQ

Rico says he'll probably see it anyway...

https://apple.news/AAuVBcQTfS3euv0CGKIwnAw

Rico says that SE is an antique now...

https://apple.news/AKsvWNQMDTgSyRK_9l8aYjA

Rico says Musk will ultimately triumph...

https://apple.news/ArZDt92tqSNaQXqUVGaQtFA

Rico says it'll do well in Japan...

https://apple.news/AwOhIBRPtQqOXUpeJ6ZPgCw

Rico says being funny is hard...

https://apple.news/AyfvtW7mpRSiW2NYePtaPng

Rico says it'd be interesting...

https://apple.news/AFmWbpCh3ShC5IwGCIR2SqA

Rico says more unaffordable toys...

https://apple.news/A6YvfVDQfQ7imnkRIvFWdEg

Rico says lower food prices won't hurt...

https://apple.news/ApfT-eV2XQAC0tX1ea6K9xg

Rico says he won't be attending...

https://apple.news/AH4Tex-UoTRyC_kLiscsw7w

Rico says good things aren't cheap...

https://apple.news/A88F9jyFxRDqLdW7dc4VBgw

Amazing, though Rico wonders why you'd even try...

https://apple.news/AAJi86gryQGeplPX12QFY_w

Rico says he's amazed women have more than one...

https://apple.news/AQZmKfQiMRVGCzmLjjiav_g

Rico says the schmuck should pay and do time...

https://apple.news/A3-X2IU7uQn-OoOMNPFiTpQ

Rico says, if anyone can pull this off, it's Musk.

https://apple.news/AkE9pqM3dTjqYPG3_giasrg

Rico says, if it blows up, NASA wins...

https://apple.news/AQ4qJLfy1SiqnmPcWMuacBQ

Rico says it's the pretty girls that get the break...

https://apple.news/AuJ8QZb4OSgSu8DA3Beuy5w

Rico says the Democrats need to get their shit together...

15 May 2018

https://apple.news/AazD4krUTS1a5xvoOJuJAXA

Rico says this is too confusing...

https://apple.news/AcNS2EajFRQWb8J5qInuHSQ

Rico says this should be interesting...

https://apple.news/AVrSNcF3TRveCagibEHSTZg

Rico says we'd better come up with the money...

https://apple.news/AHmCL7XflR8qjWA4eZ_dkxg

Rico says Islam causes bad behavior...

https://apple.news/AfApcMeDmSaOsmnwg_-byxA

Rico says it's not like we need more people...

https://apple.news/APskR4LgFQiy961siB4EGPQ

Rico says another bad mother...

https://apple.news/AuXRggDy8RUWiaN1mHeoA_g

Rico says it's why they call it felony stupid...

Stupid spell check keeps correcting Un's name...
https://apple.news/ARoP_ekcNSOOJ1XgqzASjNQ

Rico says we won't miss them, but U.N. might...

https://apple.news/A_7US5h73QZ2Klv54vOVSog

Rico says let's hope they're covered...

https://apple.news/APrFofawoTIOrpble-C59xw

Rico says it's a no-porta-potty problem...

https://apple.news/A38Ano0A6S0O_KODc43YBZQ

Rico says it sounds terrible...

https://apple.news/AMGwmsRrJSyKE8M_Iqjyw6A

Rico says he wouldn't go to one of her concerts for any reason, so he doesn't care...

https://apple.news/APS-eyIhVQOCd0sRGkdQIIg

Rico says better late than never...

https://apple.news/A0s5MQqu3SpKJ2KpMLuKtjQ

Rico says no bears in his neighborhood...

https://apple.news/AjMPFaH8vT6qNDvjBeCbXxg

Rico says he'll watch it on television...

https://apple.news/AyrDqDex_Tf6eP666hMehoA

Rico says another woman losing it....

https://apple.news/ABy4poivwQLu4a2ZzJJZJBA

Rico says another good one gone...

Ramadan is another religious holiday Rico doesn't observe.

14 May 2018

https://apple.news/A6N9oIux0RBWMtgNtj__Nww

Rico says another good one gone...

https://apple.news/AQ72e9T1YSN2FbegE6l8oGQ

Rico wishes her a speedy recovery.

https://apple.news/AVchWh8GrQtyk1s3gFEd6PA

Rico say, if true, they should leave him at sea...

https://apple.news/AKZ__g6rkRiys01Wei1TRuA

Rico says more idiots who shouldn't have reproduced...

https://apple.news/AVpr1LN5IRlCUxIiadojqaw

Rico says severe punishment for this idiot...

https://apple.news/AyLDw7zFnQnKD2wzE4xK1og

A nice ending for a bad situation...

https://apple.news/Aq3TzYllLSGi9DJbH05vMVg

Rico says this is only going to get worse...

https://apple.news/Al--R2jmST7ekvkGaCWhEBw

Rico says he barely uses all the apps he has now...

https://apple.news/AUXD28dUsQKyjXohe0clRvg

Rico says more over-the-top fashion...

https://apple.news/AFb5v7V20TV2T9EXBVnO9NQ

Rico says it could've been a Ferrari...

Another religious holiday that Rico won't observe...
https://apple.news/AVtUIl5iWR3OHYUGHS0MWxA

Rico says Cook must be working overtime...

https://apple.news/AkfV4yrGgTk-LwpdEwtI23g

Rico says ethics are expensive...

https://apple.news/A0mA9Q0tUQCWc2eif7AQB4Q

Rico says, wherever it originated, it's nasty...

https://apple.news/A59D6oJF9STaFuGH8evFOEw

Rico says more forgotten heroes...

https://apple.news/ACWCB610hThaUaIAUpTm1rA

Rico says an Asimov story dealt with thumbs...

https://apple.news/AD5KW1zSYTCS4dtNBIAYoXg

Rico says they should've had a backup tape...

https://apple.news/AMluvU-FNTFmoSrJM2k_4sw

Rico says what would you expect from a Trump choice?

https://apple.news/AlJxxLGR-SEiayaOykcuwgA

Rico says it's a stupid look...

13 May 2018

https://apple.news/ATi1Fam_zQTiJSeq27Ds74g

Rico says, if you want his iPhone, you better bring a gub...

https://apple.news/AjnKn5HpiTSGjztCDe2Rozg

Rico says that fishermen can be stupid and greedy...

https://apple.news/AzCsUpibcRUC09eR6tw4aEw

Rico wonders if Trump is making anything off this deal...

https://apple.news/AgBfitLgIRnSTSgQrjueexw

Rico says ISIS must be destroyed...

12 May 2018

https://apple.news/AJg_FmpbySTeWGXbKuxlzfQ

Rico says being rich gives you more choices...

https://apple.news/AbtrjAmVTRMy2dETEOJCBBw

Rico says a dying man doesn't have to mince his words...

https://apple.news/ADRNEndpuRcSmXjlX7Ak9Ww

Rico says more Russian perfidy.

https://apple.news/AP6Zq8KSMT-WyHNCoWdCo1Q

Rico says Nader is meddling again...

https://apple.news/A-hKKL62aT_G0VolvM36aEA

Rico says another cocktail seems a reasonable need...

https://apple.news/AYjcZ81rkRDSepIQz8MAB4A

Rico says that lawyers do strange things sometimes...

https://apple.news/AYjcZ81rkRDSepIQz8MAB4A

Rico says he's always amazed at people's stupidity..,

https://apple.news/AX4YBA6LKS12GmE-pRc74FA

Rico says Carrey makes political enemies...

https://apple.news/Al8nK4eNSS-GxPTszOcRDcQ

Rico says it's nice to see a happy ending...

It's 11:11 again...
https://apple.news/AmUEwLpNISRO_PDO4TA6q3g

Another reason to kill hackers...

https://apple.news/AL7MZNuZVQnWelMJ_cVVMdw

Rico says relying on software can kill you...

https://apple.news/AX0AP7GhyTW2DYyYAFQDryA

Rico says it'll be interesting...

https://apple.news/AbiNJFE0JQxiMntsFCGoDpw

Mother Nature; red in tooth & claw...

https://apple.news/AnDcaJg0KQSq7dj6Kf6xepA

Rico says another candidate for televised execution...

https://apple.news/AZhaQ_b3DQsGnqkywr6jSEg

Rico says another idiot bites it...

https://apple.news/AAapjo02GQSy3G9KgHOEMxw

Rico says they'll learn you can't do this any more...

https://apple.news/A4nEShEwMPGW0Vs_s0NvRxw

Rico won't be able to afford one for awhile...

https://apple.news/AR1pCGJdJQuGUbYSuRtFLmQ

Rico says another good one gone...

https://apple.news/AmUEwLpNISRO_PDO4TA6q3g

Rico says we didn't need this...

https://apple.news/AHMUSSgYoT3KQQrCyrWQXtw

More Apple software in the war against hackers...

https://apple.news/Aks6gzibWT0-HN9arZu-Hkg

Rico says he misses that 'wild and crazy guy'...

https://apple.news/AHgvxuNc1Sl6so6txEX1pJQ

Fortunately, it's a long way from Rico to the nearest volcano...

https://apple.news/AWoSyTG9oQWChLNjyVBXiaQ

Rico says they won't be contributing to his next campaign...

https://apple.news/AqFT8a4wXRDC5r64A3eJhRQ

Rico says he looks forward to seeing it.

https://apple.news/AMWclicrSQYqS2HWvltgP7Q

Rico says it's always something new...

https://apple.news/AEO_2M7lNT8CoIRxjGlBANg

Rico says Mother Nature continues to amaze...

https://apple.news/ArpU-74d0QAWJqSccUVROaw

Rico says the GOP said there weren't any...

https://apple.news/ApT69VoPDRxiEajPcF-xXQA

Rico says some species gotta be taken out that others thrive...

https://apple.news/Al16vtFSQR9uenx6XVEgaKw

Rico says things can get worse...

https://apple.news/A_Z7gjGh0TSSCqb9LqQWVEQ

Rico doesn't play games, this won't miss it...

https://apple.news/ABk9oG8gVSSW9AiJV_wCGaA

Rico says 'she' is still homely as a mud fence...

Later now, but when Rico looked at the clock after showering, it was 11:11...

09 May 2018

https://apple.news/AiUVgg16OQ8SZjiUAiEL2cg

Rico says somebody started it...

https://apple.news/ABkXPoKBFTP-iRFl1Ef8tMA

Rico says he hopes Musk pulls it off...

https://apple.news/AUiGdCYrLRj-gIfxKxlBbTw

Rico says a good move, if not cheap...

https://apple.news/AJmj1Z1yXSD2wCrGuB2dkeA

Rico says we pay for our stupidity eventually...

https://apple.news/Ab6X9KCXdStaxtR5Qygpf0Q

Rico says there's not a single volcano anywhere near him...

https://apple.news/A3jB7xP6RSquP_SduHBt2rA

Rico says an artificial spider is better...

https://apple.news/Aqx1O-ziKRCeQUtfzzSxHgA

Rico says Gilliam does great work...

https://apple.news/AfT6funMzTGGmTfDoCFCs_g

Rico says it'll happen here eventually...

https://apple.news/AFb5v7V20TV2T9EXBVnO9NQ

Rico says it's the bad thing about volcanoes...

https://apple.news/A_nhqDSKDRHGfWWfqH2U6Yg

Rico says they're the future...

https://apple.news/AfWlUqRFaRUWcLruyRw4R4Q

Rico says stupid is as stupid does...

Now everyone wants The Bomb. The next war in the Middle East will be horrific...
https://apple.news/A3powy1k8QUOkxbKKbUREmg

Rico says Apple is hard to shake...

https://apple.news/A4zMYuRjuSaGNR-RXxzohEg

Apple doesn't want you to leave, either...

https://apple.news/A-0JUE5D_RLCeeVDWrTwABg

Google works at being necessary...

08 May 2018

https://apple.news/ATStuJC7lRze-rX5iw2aZCQ

Rico says he may be rich but still a bad President...

https://apple.news/A1VNhbcEDTIitvGYCManF-g

Rico says let's hope they don't make one, let alone use it.

https://apple.news/AQxEk0DlWQ56WkWcr8E8Lig

Rico says it's still a bad situation.

https://apple.news/Atv9nAiL6SOuetr82cUIXjg

Rico says more fat, ugly scoundrels...

https://apple.news/A74Bkqsi9Se68JwKvOO2Wiw

Rico says, if you don't look like the neighbors, they're gonna call the cops...

https://apple.news/AARJ6ytrxRu2ss-NHFEod3Q

Rico says another fat, ugly guy who deserves execution...

https://apple.news/A5A8zL_roTCS1ZgLYkvtUuQ

Rico says this'll piss off the offenders...

https://apple.news/AmwdXJLI0SiW2HNZzQUripA

Rico says no normal woman looks like the mannequins.

https://apple.news/A1KCyAPZ5Sj-6GFo5w5iosw

Rico says the coffee lovers (including his fiancé) will be pissed...

https://apple.news/AbYAN60KQSBOfK5GfZziHCg

Flying cars? Imagine the crashes...

07 May 2018

https://apple.news/AsDfNw40HS7-Fq2Tb3JtZww

Rico says another clueless asshole...

https://apple.news/AAwHO2fqyT-aC6xNIWOavow

Rico says not the best choice they could've made...

https://apple.news/ABKczWwXzQSKvK7FE2iwoQA

Rico says this is a bad thing...

https://apple.news/AYIdnXn8rRVmZIOAf2PERjw

Rico says that's a dubious heritage...

https://apple.news/AerOQfLRmRn6V9FGm05PRxg

Rico says you'd think they wouldn't do this shit...

https://apple.news/AmTZG8f4xTPmJ0Xq0HncBCQ

Rico says the need to hunt these assholes down...

https://apple.news/AlU7ExsbZRLKD6K7xrjjxRA

Rico says an excitable officer...

https://apple.news/AdX58mh6PRlONx-_GaQFSdA

Rico says that's a lot for coffee...

https://apple.news/Aeg877V6uSryX_w6U8pXkpQ

Rico says living on a volcano can be difficult...

https://apple.news/AYN9BPjoNT4KanIMfsGlzqQ

Rico says opting out of everything is a good start...

https://apple.news/ASgLeSqouSputaS1hdPtHeg

Rico says Americans will believe anything if repeated often enough...

https://apple.news/AcXo55dgUQXy-9avPEeqeWw

Rico says separate bedrooms is a bad sign...

06 May 2018

https://apple.news/Ahz1Jxx_fTJejuYGs5NILfQ

Rico says living on an active volcano can be dangerous...

https://apple.news/ANsifnm9eTfOyM16Y6eB5-A

Rico says Steve Jobs is whirling...

https://apple.news/Ah5SZQ4dZQLOVOxdqMTcT0Q

Rico says he wonders how many...

https://apple.news/Ap_ReCgrHToKSqFEIrTVBXw

Rico says, what's a little torture between friends?

https://apple.news/Ajnvf-lmHRTGEMjQJ8gecdA

Rico says profit over health, as usual...

05 May 2018

https://apple.news/A_Q6b2aGxTVm9rMVIwson0Q

Rico says some things aren't worth it...

https://apple.news/AgBLu4QbDQaC4FJtsxHbj_g

Rico says living on an active volcano is dangerous...

https://apple.news/ADd37F1w7SbCO9DkPFMcnNQ

Rico says that's a good thing...

04 May 2018

https://apple.news/
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Rico says it's dangerous to live atop an active volcano...

https://apple.news/AdFjn_MeOQz6V2Rw6nhC5Zg

Rico says a little late to be 'reading up'...

https://apple.news/Aj7S-_P8DTX6_E2sqdu1i7w

Rico says more stuff to know before we go...

https://apple.news/AON92GqPdT8Sm59tC7fuaNw

Rico says that's no surprise...

https://apple.news/ARAPTABX7RJ6SWA6niWk_jg

Rico says more trouble for foreigners...

https://apple.news/A1CSpmXFpTOG3WdQoTPRRXw

Rico says more trouble for United...

https://apple.news/AZZ3hHYwiRwq-8JrIZhbbww

Rico says it's still amazing he landed it at all...

https://apple.news/Ae2d-O5CqQMq3c9lFGw_CcQ

Rico says it's a stupid argument...

https://apple.news/AZZ3hHYwiRwq-8JrIZhbbww

Rico says he's still amazed they landed at all...

https://apple.news/AZZ3hHYwiRwq-8JrIZhbbww

Rico says it's amazing they landed at al...

https://apple.news/ARyu60_N7TPimAwdGuLl7Dg

Rico says this is getting uglier...

Rico says whatever idiot came up with the 'drop the mic' thing hasn't priced them. (A nice Shure goes for $100 or more.)
Rico says whatever idiot came up with the 'drop the mic' thing hasn't priced them. (A nice Shure goes for $.)

03 May 2018

https://apple.news/AUXYn8uXcSMWduX34qJXCKg

A man we'll miss when he's gone...

https://apple.news/A_ShjvDEVTAGtWU5H_sAmEg

Rico says his ego will withstand the blow...

https://apple.news/ABuPM9WUeToOk3mrCMGHtHg

Rico says the Russians lying? What a shock...

https://apple.news/AMFPEbMBuQpObJt1dBqKc_w

Yeah. Let's hope he does something...

02 May 2018

https://apple.news/ATgJrTFP5QXaUjYxVJa6ehg

Rico says it's a very Chinese solution.

https://apple.news/AVPFrV7IxSfOgNLyDUqrkaw

Rico says another nail in the coffin...

https://apple.news/AetLpH7NOSPykG9j8Zm7jdg

Rico says another deluded idiot...

https://apple.news/AQ3qI5LvyT9iJWTkDMoLYnA

Rico says fuck up, pay the price.

https://apple.news/Azl3F7TPJR2aPQMo-rnHbGA

Rico says they won't go broke any time soon...

https://apple.news/AyZJvr-JUTTC5HG9UtnxLgA

Rico says he'd still take one...

https://apple.news/Aamj6je_vTQ6qfSJ62Fz_Ow

Rico says someone really hungry...

https://apple.news/AklFp7V2XQVSwwDhySJDflg

Rico says the movie business will change...

https://apple.news/Ad8690aX3S427TGcEdR2uMA

Rico says that's a good sign...

https://apple.news/AzT9PrMwqTue3GwNM2cppnA

Rico says Philly got off cheap...

Of course it's 11:11...

01 May 2018

https://apple.news/AVBVV1JwxQTexnIhO87u2UQ

Rico says we just haven't gotten there yet...

https://apple.news/AufjVYfOWTPK0AgH8oqh8Sg

Rico says that's a good thing...

https://apple.news/ATcE3f6VBT4WRI5_7GTKCJg

Rico says she should get death herself...

https://apple.news/AQkIizI0dT8KRvJQEQoSvFA

Rico says, even if it does, only a local problem...

Rico says this rich bitch on Dr. Phil made him look up the car she wanted...
https://apple.news/ADisfJRowQb2Eqf6J4fFOag

Rico says he looks forward to it.

Watching yet another show about old men raping their daughters makes Rico homicidal. Televised retribution would be a good start.
https://apple.news/AbVBRusHhTdiR8dlvs7ak0A

Rico says there are good people out there...

https://apple.news/A6gq9GYp-RtKnbSv561pZ3A

Rico says this is a bad thing...

https://apple.news/A-UQ5YJN0QIiWZKyCTyEBiw

Rico says we'll miss him when he's gone...

https://apple.news/Arv6FG1ivQ6OprpjRxrjNfg

Rico says they could've shut it down...

https://apple.news/ACAdJDyfOSjuE1_M5ziXPWA

Rico says Cosby lovers will hate her...

https://apple.news/AzM6P_E2dRvu4vUaGdb977Q

Rico says if you can afford to stay there, you can afford shampoo. Finding those little bottles is another problem...

https://apple.news/Aj1wxHJsSRfSsvOpGq4lt9Q

Rico says another idea in search of a market...

https://apple.news/AomvXQwK2RgCxoOAbg-Sd5A

Rico says they should've thought of this...

Of course it's 11:11...
https://apple.news/Alva_i6SWQoebcmqr_id0cA

Rico says it didn't work in Berlin, either...

https://apple.news/AtJ6ZYnISRvS0WjUkrR5EBw

Rico says Apple is notoriously arrogant...

https://apple.news/AS_Y_F9OgRmS_tGLJPbHNHw

Rico says that'll be gone soon...

https://apple.news/AyZJvr-JUTTC5HG9UtnxLgA

Rico says he'd still like one...

https://apple.news/AC9o1rHwjRhC_VOQrnRqYLA

Rico says coyotes in NYC?
Isn't that a sign of Armageddon?

https://apple.news/Atr_DQv_gQNqcqiuTFfzHUA

Rico says Trump still denies all this Russian stuff...