Rico says that'll teach him...
31 May 2018
Rico says that surgeon is an idiot who'll have to pay her millions...
Rico says New Orleans and Florida are bracing for another season...
Rico says Trump hopes someone (maybe him?) will pardon him...
Rico says she (and her tiny tits) turned up on Two and a Half Men, making Alan's life miserable.
30 May 2018
Rico says if Trump need 'horrible' comments, Rico is happy to provide them...
Rico says that's also the ' Right to Die' act when they don't work...
Rico says don't live near a volcano, like on the Big Island...
29 May 2018
28 May 2018
27 May 2018
26 May 2018
Rico says the airlines need to start banning these assholes...
Rico says really? Swastikas? That war has been over along time...
Rico says one of his favorite character actors...
Rico says he's sure the guy wishes all this would go away...
25 May 2018
Rico says the fat guy gets the money, the employees get screwed...
Rico says, years back, he worked with a woman also named Dolezal. Not the same one...
Rico says that's one way of reducing illegal immigration...
Rico says Weinstein's just another schmuck headed for prison...
Rico says it looks like the Canadians are becoming Americanized...
24 May 2018
Rico says Chip is still a doofus, and she's still gorgeous...
Rico says he's not sure if a kinder God might have handled it differently...
Rico says another idiot; the military could give him a firing squad...
23 May 2018
Rico says this is why he votes for cutting off hackers' fingers on national television.
Rico fails to come up with much sympathy for idiots who smoke this stuff... (As Rico's old boss, ex-Marine Brian Fitzgerald, used to point out, sympathy is in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.
Rico says somebody got lucky (and it wasn't even Cousteau)...
Rico says another abusive doctor, another clueless school...
22 May 2018
Rico says, as long as Trump is in office, we'll never be short of news...
Rico says faith, like photography, is subject to interpretation...
21 May 2018
Rico says this is why he turns everything off when he can...
Rico says that, before DNA evidence, he would've gotten away with it...
19 May 2018
18 May 2018
Rico says right guy at the right place at the right time...
17 May 2018
Rico says he and his father happened to see Boone in a bar in Kailua/Kona during a scuba diving trip when Rico was in high school. Great actor, if homely as a mud fence...
16 May 2018
Rico says the Democrats need to get their shit together...
15 May 2018
Rico says he wouldn't go to one of her concerts for any reason, so he doesn't care...
14 May 2018
13 May 2018
Rico says, if you want his iPhone, you better bring a gub...
12 May 2018
11 May 2018
10 May 2018
Fortunately, it's a long way from Rico to the nearest volcano...
Rico says they won't be contributing to his next campaign...
Rico says some species gotta be taken out that others thrive...
09 May 2018
Rico says there's not a single volcano anywhere near him...
08 May 2018
Rico says it's as clean as you'd expect...
Rico says what's a few million?
Rico says let's hope they don't make one, let alone use it.
Rico says, if you don't look like the neighbors, they're gonna call the cops...
Rico says the coffee lovers (including his fiancé) will be pissed...
07 May 2018
Rico says Americans will believe anything if repeated often enough...
06 May 2018
05 May 2018
04 May 2018
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Rico says it's dangerous to live atop an active volcano...
03 May 2018
02 May 2018
01 May 2018
Rico says if you can afford to stay there, you can afford shampoo. Finding those little bottles is another problem...