It’s hard to describe how badly the Arctic is doing

From Time, an article by Justin Worland about how badly the Arctic is doing:

Rico says maybe we should do like the Inuit, and stake Trump out on an ice floe... (Rico's friend Kelley suggests that we let a pissed-off polar bear loose in his office; the one in Trump Tower, not the White House... Don't want to mess up the Oval Office.)