Movie for the day: ABS

Rico and his fiancée went to see A Bigger Splash, starring Ralph Feinnes, Tilda Swinton, Dakota Johnson, and Matthias Schoenaerts, along with a bunch of people you (and Rico) never heard of:

The vacation of a famous rock star and a filmmaker is disrupted by the unexpected visit of an old friend and his daughter.

Rico says other than some gorgeous scenery on Pantelleria (noted in the film as having the shit bombed out of it by the Allies during World War Two) and some explicit sex between a very skinny Swinton and Feinnes and a very skinny Dakota Johnson and Schoenaerts, there's not much to recommend this movie, alas. ( Rico's fiancée did say she was tired of seeing Feinnes' penis, with which Rico heartily concurs, along with the flat-chested ladies...)