The Large Hadron Collider meets a weasel

Slate has an article by Rachel E. Gross about an expensive varmint:

The Large Hadron Collider (photo) in Geneva, Switzerland is humanity's most powerful scientific instrument. It cost seven billion dollars to build, comprises a seventeen-mile track wherein protons are smashed together at near-light speeds, and will soon be used to probe the elusive Higgs boson particle in an effort to help us better understand the physical nature of our universe. A weasel is a tiny, inquisitive-looking mammal that often weighs less than a pound. Yet, on Thursday night, the weasel triumphed over the Large Hadron Collider.
In a David-versus-Goliath-esque feat, the devious creature gnawed through a power cable, electrocuted itself, and managed to temporarily take the collider down with it, reports NPR. The collider should be up and running again by mid-May.
Do weasels hate scientific inquiry? It would appear so. These killing machines would even kill machines to make their point known, it seems. This unprovoked suicide attack was clearly a warning to all humans of the dire consequences that await them should they continue down this precarious path of interrogating the universe's mysteries.
Worse, weasels may be part of a larger alliance of animals banded together against technology, the scope of which we cannot yet fathom. “There have been previous incidents, including one in 2009, when a bird is believed to dropped a baguette onto critical electrical systems", according to NPR. The bird’s whereabouts are currently unknown.
A motive has not been ascertained in this latest attack, but it’s suspected that weasel-kind may be retaliating after years of having their species unfairly employed as synonym for a distrustful scoundrel. In that case, watch out: the rat bastards may be next.

Rico says he knows a lot of rat bastards who should be electrocuted...