Movie pan for the day

Director Zack Snyder's new movie, Batman v Superman, out this weekend, is not so much a movie as "a sense-numbing, joy-bludgeoning, soul-deadening 152-minute trailer designed to kick-start for DC Comics the kind of malignant, obscenely-lucrative superhero empire that Iron Man, Captain America, and the Avengers have gifted Marvel and Disney." So writes Jonathan L. Fischer, and I feel inclined to take his word for it.

Rico says he wasn't planning on seeing it anyway but, with a review like that, who would?