Not Rico

The New York Times has an article by Quoc Trung Bui and Claris Cain Miller: The Typical American Lives Only Eighteen Miles From Mom

The popular perception of Americans is that they are independent and rootless, but the reality is that people tend not to move very far from their parents.

Rico says he's three thousand miles from his father, and a thousand from his mother, so he doesn't fit the statistic, as usual...