Homosexual Doritos?

Rico's friend Kelley forwards this ludicrous story and asks the obvious question: can rainbow M&Ms be far behind?

Here’s a way to add some color to your chips and salsa platter: Doritos is producing rainbow-colored chips in partnership with nonprofit It Gets Better.
Doritos Rainbows are a limited-edition version of its Cool Ranch-flavored tortilla chips to show the chipmaker’s support of the LGBT community. The chips come in shades of green, blue, purple, red, and orange inspired by colors of the Pride flag (or, perhaps, Skittles’ “taste the rainbow” tagline).
“There’s nothing bolder than being yourself,” the company declares on the package.
You won’t find these fun snacks in stores; you can only snag a bag of Doritos Rainbows if you donate ten dollars or more to the It Gets Better Project.
Once you donate, Doritos will ship the snacks to you in about one to twoweeks. One hundred percent of proceeds go to It Gets Better, and Doritos covers the shipping costs.
And you’ll have the most colorful tailgate snacks on the block, and be supporting a great cause.

Rico says it's not safe to be heterosexual these days...