Dig tunnel, escape kindergarten, buy Jaguar

The BBC has an article by David K. Gibson about kids with big ideas:

Eventually, the jungle gym just does not provide the thrills you need.
And so, sick of the swingset, two kindergarteners in Siberian Russia busted out of a fenced playground to make tracks for a more exhilarating toy: a shiny new Jaguar. The boys, aged five, used tools from the school’s sandbox to move dirt from under a fence in their Siberian Shawshank, apparently working for several days before making a break for it during the chaos of an afternoon walk.
According to a report in Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper, the escapees, drunk with freedom, then toddled more than a mile to APEX Jaguar in Magnitogorsk. When a concerned passerby saw them staring into the dealership’s window, the pair stated that they had come for a “grown up car”, though neither had brought enough money for a down payment. Police were called and the boys were returned to school.
They’ll be saddened by the D-minus in attendance, but happy with the F-Type in imagination.

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