A rainbow merit badge?

Rico's friend Kelley, a noted crank on the subject of homosexual rights, forwards this:

After two thousand years of supposedly being celibate champions of chastity, a Catholic priesthood dedicated to overseeing the morality of the world is revealed to be unable to keep their hands off of young boys. Despite this, the Boy Scouts have decided to open up membership (in one of the greatest assemblages of boy-bum on the planet) to all homosexuals, young and adult. I propose a rainbow rondel merit badge, distorted ever so slightly to look like a puckered anus. NAMBLA's fondest wet dream just came true.

Rico says he doesn't think this is gonna go over well with the middle of the country; he predicts no Boy Scout troops between Pittsburgh and San Francisco...