Misheard carol for the day

Rico says, before all the carols (finally) go away for another year, he wanted to get in one last version of the 'slaying' song (that would be the NRA version of the Twelve Days of Christmas):

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me...

...twelve drummers drumming:

...eleven pipers piping:

...ten lords a-leaping:

...nine ladies dancing:

...eight maids a-milking:

...seven swans a-swimming:

...six geese a-laying:

...five golden rings:

...four calling birds:

...three French hens:

...two turtle doves:

...and a cartridge in a bare tree:

Rico says that only the wildlife are legitimate targets, though the leaping lords might have an open season... (But, given the plethora of 'cartridge in a bare tree' images out there, Rico says it seems that someone else had the same curmudgeonly thought...)