Idiot for the day

Per Liljas has a Time article about a real moron:

South Korean soldiers have arrested a US citizen attempting to swim across the Han River into North Korea. A Defense Ministry spokesperson told Agence France-Presse the man, in his thirties, was detained and handed over to the relevant authorities.
“I was trying to go to North Korea in order to meet with Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un,” the American told investigators, according to an unnamed government source cited by South Korea’s Yonhap News Agency.
Crossing the heavily militarized border between the two countries, which are officially still at war, is tremendously dangerous. In September of 2014, South Korean troops shot dead a compatriot trying to swim to the North. In 1996, a naked and apparently drunk American crossed a river into North Korea from neighboring China on a dare. He was detained for three months on espionage charges before then-New Mexico Congressman Bill Richardson secured his release during a visit to Pyongyang, North Korea.
Three US citizens— Kenneth Bae, Matthew Miller, and Jeffrey Fowle— are currently in North Korean detention. Miller was sentenced to six years’ hard labor recently for “hostile” acts against the regime, after allegedly tearing up his tourist visa at immigration in May.
Time could not immediately reach the US embassy in Seoul, South Korea for comment.

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