Sheldon for the day

Rico says that, while searching for a different quote from Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory, he came across these:

I won’t say that all senior citizens who can’t master technology should be publicly flogged. But if we made an example of one or two, it might give the others incentive to try harder.

Apparently you can’t hack into a government supercomputer and try and buy uranium without the Department of Homeland Security tattling to your mother.