Idiots for the day

The Irish Mirror has an article (forwarded by Rico's friend Dave) by Colin Brennan about some really dumb Irish guys:

An Irish schoolboy had a heart attack after his testicles were squeezed in a prank that went horribly wrong. The seventeen-year-old has been placed in a medically induced coma, following the incident in a suburb of Dublin.
The pupil was heading back into school after a lunch break and joking around with a group of boys. One of his friends then "jerked his scrotum", causing the emergency.
A teacher and one of the group performed CPR at the scene while waiting for the emergency services to arrive. A source close to the boy's family said they believe it wasn't a "savage attack" or carried out in a "malicious way".
The teenager is said to be in a stable condition.

Rico says never, ever let 'em get you by the balls...