Need a girlfriend?

Rico's friend Kelley forwards this admonishment:

It seems that Charlie Manson has a girlfriend, one that's 25 years old. Started writing to him when she was nineteen, and moved to California so she could be close to him. They spend every weekend together in the conjugal cottages. If fat old Charlie, now in for life-plus, with no disposable income, can land a chicky like that, just think what you could do...

Rico says he doesn't need a 25-year-old crazy woman, thank you very much. (And Rico wonders if the good people of California know that their taxes support 'conjugal cottages' for murderers...)