Movie review for the day

Rico says that he and the ladyfriend were supposed to see The Company You Keep (with Robert Redford), but ended up (his mistake, as usual) seeing The Place Beyond the Pines, starring Ryan Gosling, Eva Mendes, and Anthony Pizza.
The review on IMDB was somewhat about the movie:

A motorcycle stunt rider turns to robbing banks as a way to provide for his lover and their newborn child, a decision that puts him on a collision course with an ambitious rookie cop navigating a department ruled by a corrupt detective.

But the reality is that that was the first half-hour, followed by a long exposition of the eventual collision between all the people involved, and their children. Now, don't get Rico wrong, Eva Mendes (photo) is hot, but she can't save this turkey. Save your money, and don't go...