Joke for the day

Rico says his mother forwards this one:

A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks: "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."
Well, you can imagine her disappointment.
The next year, her birthday rolls around again and, this time, he doesn't get her anything. She said: "Why didn't you get me a birthday present?"
He replied: "You didn't use what I got you last year!"