Muslim joke for the day

Rico says a hither-to unlikely-to-be-prejudiced family member sends this:

An Arab enters a taxi cab in Dallas, Texas.
Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to "turn off the radio because he must not hear music. as decreed by his religion. In the time of the Prophet there was no music, especially Western music, which is music of the infidels, and certainly no radio."
So the cab driver politely switches off the radio, pulls over to the side of the road, stops the cab, and opens the back door.
The Arab asks: "What are you doing?"
The Texan answers: "In the time of the Prophet there were no taxis. So get out, stand on the curb, and wait for a camel."

Don't you just love Texas?