Couldn't resist

Rico says his friend Tex sends this:

What is celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor say: "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He then addressed the men: "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Frank leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently and whispered: "Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?"
Thus began Frank's life of celibacy...