Just wanted to let you know that I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package today. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two discount coupons to KFC, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass, and a 'Blame it on Bush' poster for the front yard.
The directions were in Spanish.
Yours should arrive soon.
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