Sex for the day

Rico says his mother (of all people) sends this:

Research shows that there are seven kinds of sex.
The first kind is called Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The second kind is called Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The third kind is called Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time, your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The fourth kind is called Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway, you both say "Screw you".
The fifth kind is called Religious Sex. This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night. (This is very popular.)
The sixth kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And, last, but not least, the seventh kind of sex is called Social Security Sex. You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy yourself.