A man walks into a bar ....

Rico says his friend Tex sends another one:

A guy was meeting a friend at a bar. When he walked in, he saw two pretty girls checking him out, and heard one girl say to the other: "Nine."
He swaggered over to his friend and told him he'd been rated a nine out of ten by the pretty girls at the bar. "Sorry to ruin your night," his friend said, "but when I walked in, they were speaking German."