And the first one's free...

Rico says that of course it's not free, but the damn Girl Scouts only sell their cocaine-clone Thin Mint cookies for a month or so per year (or, as they call it, 'cookie season': "Girl Scout cookies are produced just once a year and for a limited time"), leaving those of us addicted to them to huddle, shivering and twitching, until next year... (And if they had them on their website, as they should, we could all go broke buying them, but there's hope: "Girl Scouts of the USA does not currently allow online sales of Girl Scout Cookies, though we are presently researching a future state where it will be possible for girls to engage consumers in online sales, developing critical and relevant entrepreneurship skills in the process.")