Politically incorrect as ever

Rico says his friend Tex sends this one:

I went to the VA the other day and found I had been assigned a new doctor: Colonel Gladys Pitts, MD; USMC (photo, as if).
Her specialties include men’s ailments, geriatric issues, and dietary disorders. I was embarrassed, but she said: "Don't worry, I'm a professional. I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out."
I said: "My wife thinks my pecker tastes funny."