Here, now get over it

Rico says his mother sends the solution to the Quran disposal crisis:

The cure for the problem brought on by the burning of the Qurans: go throughout the USA, collect all the Bibles left in all the hotels and motels by the Gideons, and ship them to Afghanistan, along with lighter fluid, lighters, and matches, and a card with one word on it: Oops.

Rico says that probably wouldn't appease the ragheads anyway, but it's a start...