Think you got problems?

Rico says his friend Kelley sends along this heartwarming story:

There once was a man who had lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed, because he loved to play golf. One day, in his despair, he decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off.
He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw a man skipping along, whooping and kicking up his heels. Looking closer, he noticed that the man didn't have any arms at all.
He started thinking: "What am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself? I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life."
He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms.
He told him how glad he was to have seen him because he lost one arm and felt useless, and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life and said he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms at all.
As the man with no arms began dancing, whooping, and kicking up his heels again, he asked:'"Why are you so happy, anyway?"
"I'm not happy," the man said. "My balls itch." 

Stories like this just makes one want to cry.