You can always tell a Marine...

...but you can't tell 'em much. In this case, Rico says his friend Tex (a former Marine) sends along this one; it came from a Marine’s wife, and says it all.

A Marine’s wife confesses: I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as the government underwent a peaceful transition of power two years ago. At first I felt a swell of pride and patriotism as Barack Obama took his oath of office. However, all that pride quickly vanished as I watched the President's Marine guard, in full-dress uniform, fire a 21-gun salute to the President.
It was then that I realized how far America 's military has deteriorated...
Every one of them missed the bastard.