Dear Friend,
Greetings to you and your family, Firstly, I want say I am deeply sorry for bumping into your privacy. I am presently with the USA Marine Corps of 29 Commando Regiment Royal Artillery at Camp Leatherneck which is based in Helmand Province Afghanistan; I may have failed in my loyalty as a service man but firstly please I ask for forgiveness. I am seeking your assistances to evacuate the sum of 2,400,000.00 (two million four hundred thousand dollars) to you, as far as I can be assured that it will be safe in your care until I complete my service here.
I want you to be aware that this money was discovered in a concealed barrels with piles of weapons and ammunition at a location during a rescue operation,and it was agreed by all party present that the money be shared amongst us, this was quite an illegal thing to do that is why I have asked to be forgiven, but I tell you what no compensation can make up for the risks we have taken with our lives here in Afghan. I was given my own part of this money, but to keep this lump sum of money became a problem for me, but so far so good I have been able to secure it with a Dutch contact working here at Camp Holland, which is a Dutch military base, and his office enjoys some immunity,and this gladden my heart because i was able to get the packages out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. My Dutch contact does not know the true contents in those package, but I was able to convince him that it belongs to an American who died in an air raid by enemy small arms fire and rocket-propelled grenade attacks and he is by name Marine James Robert Wright, from Juliet Company, 42 Commando Royal Marines, serving as part of Combined Force Nad 'Ali (North), and was killed in Helmand province and before giving up, trusted me to hand over the package to his family.
I have checked and balanced all measures to get this package out to a safer country for you to pick up and i have come up with a very high tech procedure which I will discuss with you when I am sure that you are willing to get alone and assist me. One passionate appeal I will make to you is, please do not discuss this matter with a third party, should you have reasons to reject this offer, please kindly destroy this mail as any leakage of this information will spell doom for us. I will be here until the first quarter of next year by his grace, I must confess it is not as easy for us here because our people don't really understand what we are passing through, but this is a choice to serve the nation and has always been the choice of every service men. God bless you.
Respectfully,
Captain George Shipman
Rico says that this has SO much wrong with it. If you email him back, a) you're an idiot and deserve the screwing you'll get and b) don't come crying to Rico when it happens...
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