Movie review for the day

Rico says that Tony Curtis (photo, left) did not actually say 'Yonda lies the castle of my fodda' in Taras Bulba, but he might as well have; the acting is (except for Yul Brynner (photo, right), who carries off the title role in typical flamboyant style) wooden and the sexist behavior (even for Zaporozhi Cossacks) lamentable... (Oh, crap, there was even a 2009 remake, though it, at least, was full of Russians.)